Comedy

One moment she was the most brilliant doctor of the 23rd century. The next, she woke up as a starving peasant girl in a backwards mountain village in a completely different world.

Her grandmother is vicious and heartless; her aunt is harsh and calculating. And the rest of the family? They only show up when they need something.

With nothing but her medical expertise and zero patience for freeloaders, she starts from scratch — growing herbs, treating patients, and building a life on her own terms.

Grandma needs money for medicine? Cousin needs cash for his wedding? Little cousin wants funding for the imperial exams?

Get lost. All of you.

Lin Mu was a common boy living in a small town, ostracized by the townsmen because of a mistake he made during the harvest, his house seized to compensate for it. Forced to fend for himself in the outskirts, he finds a rusty ring embedded in the tree where he always used to play as a child.

Witness his story as the mysterious rusty ring changes his destiny forever, opening him up to a world he would never have experienced, people he would have never met, and powers he would have never had.

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“Welcome to Shelter 404. I am the administrator here, codenamed ‘Dawn’.”

“First of all, I’m here with good news. The war is over. The bad news is that our world has changed beyond recognition. If you expect to go home and find your mother, you’d be sh*t out of luck.”

“This year marks the two hundredth anniversary of the end of the world. Fortunately, we managed to live through the most difficult years. To be able to stand here today, you are already more fortunate than the twelve billion people who died along the way. I now need you to understand what situation you’re in and complete the declaration under the banner of the Federation of People. We will rebuild our homeland!”

DANCE… DANCE MY PUPPETS…

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Chu Guang, who had traveled to the post-apocalyptic world, discovered that he had unlocked a shelter system and was able to summon creatures named “player” from the previous world.

From that day on, the whole post-apocalyptic world became like a game.

A once-mighty figure returned to the city; as a retired champion, he wove a new legendary story.

Li Feng was just a regular pervy guy from Earth who somehow landed in a world where cultivators cared way more about the Dao than their own mortal bodies.

On his first day, by some crazy luck, he found 35,000 spirit stones on a dead cultivator.

He blew 30,000 of those stones just to buy his way into one of the top sects as an outer disciple.

After years of grinding and nearly burning through the rest of his stones trying to break through, he’s still stuck at the lowest cultivation level.

Now, with only a hundred stones left and his patience running thin, he decides to spend those last stones on a night of mortal pleasure with a cold, distant senior sister who usually doesn’t give a damn about things like that.

She agrees ,not because she’s interested, but because the price is hard to say no to.

What Li Feng doesn’t realize is that this reckless move give him the chance to finally break free from his bottleneck and change everything.

The boundless universe was filled with all sorts of wonders.

I, Chen *Ping’an, only have one sword, to move mountains, turn the seas upside down, suppress demons, deal with gods, pluck stars, break rivers, destroy cities, and open the heavenly abode!

My name is Chen Ping’an, Ping’an* of Peace, and I am a swordsman.

The Midland world was full of wonders.

In the center of the world, there was a scholar who had once used a sword to slash out a waterfall of the Milky Way. This was the person he was the most proud of.

At the edge of the East Sea’s cliffs, there was a nameless Daoist who was unwilling to ascend to the peak of a mountain. He only wished for a cool breeze to brush against his face.

In the Western Pure Land, there was an old monk who liked to treat people to chicken soup and tell stories.

In the southern border of the Wilderness, there was a blind painter who controlled golden-armored puppets that were as tall as mountains to move the hundred thousand mountains, creating an embroidered picture.

An impoverished youth who grew up in the north. One day, he saw tens of thousands of Sword Kinesis Immortals above him, like a swarm of locusts crossing the border.

He wanted to see for himself the scholar that the storyteller had mentioned, the surging tides of the East Sea, the vast swamps of sand in the west, and the majestic mountains of the Southern Wasteland.

Thus, one day, the youth picked up the wooden sword and began to descend south.

Notes:

* Ping’an means peace

** The four directions here are just the four sides of the map of China and the earth. As for the World of Righteousness, it was only one of the four “World”.

Good news — Lu Wu transmigrated to the Cultivation World, where anyone can achieve immortality through cultivation.

Bad news — Lu Wu has no Spirit Root. A total dead loss.

Good news — her golden finger has arrived.

Bad news — she has to run a food stall and complete system tasks to earn her cultivation.

……

What started as a simple hustle for cultivation power quietly turned into a sensation across the entire Cultivation World.

And her customer base? No longer just humans. Some were human, some… weren't.

Human cultivators fought tooth and nail over her food. Demon beasts offered up their rarest treasures. The Ghost Clan dug up their own graves just to pay her.

Business was booming. When trouble came knocking, Lu Wu braced herself to show off her powers — but before she could lift a finger, that ragtag bunch of customers had already torn the enemies apart.

Humans, Beasts, Ghosts: We will protect Boss Lu!

Lu Wu, now somehow a peerless expert: ???

Ah, the price of greatness — solitude.

Anyway… what should I sell tomorrow?

Even in his dreams, Li Tianming can’t stop himself from laughing! Why? Because, his family pets are all the Primordial Chaos Beasts of myth!

That teeny weeny little chick over there is actually the Aeternal Infernal Phoenix that eats suns! His black cat is the Genesis Chaos Thunderfiend that refines worlds with its lightning. The c*ckroach, well, it’s the Myriad Worlds Deathless Beast that possesses trillions of undying clones…

Followed by his menagerie of pets, Li Tianming begins his ascension to become the number one beastmaster of the ages. He journeys across the many worlds, only one thing remaining constant. No one is ever ready for the likes of his pets! After all, who’s ever prepared to fight a chicken and its fellows…

This is a work of fan fiction. All rights belong to its original author.

Lin Qingmo just transmigrated into the Douluo Continent — and accidentally dragged his entire online fan group along with him!

Excited for a chill new life, he figured he'd share his “thrilling adventures” with the group chat… maybe even copy some homework along the way. Easy mode, right?

Except there's one small problem: every single group member turns out to be a legendary figure from Douluo Continent itself.

【Ice and Snow Maiden】 → the Snow Empress.

【Pope Herself】 → Bibi Dong.

【Evil Soul Master Saintess】 → Ma Xiaotao.

And Lin Qingmo? He's been casually roasting all of them in the chat this whole time — with zero idea who he's actually talking to.

Now the real deals are logging in, and they are not happy:

Ma Xiaotao: “Me? Saintess of the Evil Soul Master Cult? Excuse me?”

Bibi Dong: “Heh. Crazy, cold-blooded, and ruthless — me? Interesting.”

Gu Yuena: “I'd fall for a human and betray my soul beast kind? Impossible.”

Qian Renxue: “Call me love-struck one more time. I dare you. Angelic Holy Sword incoming.”

Hu Liena: “I'm not an ingrate — I'm a little fox.”

Goddess of Life: “Betray my lover? Never. Absolutely never.”

One roast at a time, Lin Qingmo has managed to embarrass himself in front of literally every powerful figure on the continent — and there's no taking it back now.

Lin Qingmo: “…”

Lin Qingmo: “Guys. Brothers. Is there any way to fix this?”

In the realm of immortal cultivation, Lu Changsheng traversed as a peasant youth, overlooked by a celestial sect. Yet, endowed with the Multitude Progeny System, he could earn rewards by propagating his lineage, nurturing offspring.

Thus, Lu Changsheng began his journey by marrying into a cultivation family, embarking on a path of intrigue, networking, and fostering descendants to expand his family's cultivation legacy.

As the cycles of time passed and epochs changed, countless supreme beings in the realms of immortality, formidable figures in the demonic path, revered saints among the demon races, and peerless beauties rose and fell, fading into the river of years.

Only Changsheng's family endured, immutable through the ages, perpetually existing, towering atop the path of immortality, sharing longevity with the heavens and earth, radiating brilliance akin to the sun and moon.

The protagonist, Winnie (文尼), confesses his love to his childhood friend—the princess he’s been secretly in love with for years—but is brutally rejected in public. His heart shatters, he’s humiliated and ridiculed, and he collapses unconscious.

When he wakes up, he vaguely remembers his past life’s memories and realizes he has transmigrated into the world of an otome game he played before.

At first, he’s thrilled, thinking, “Nice! I must have been reincarnated as a villainous side character who disrupts the protagonist’s romance, right?”

But then… surprise! He’s not just the villain—he’s the “Saintess”!

As an actress with solid skills yet stuck as a third or fourth-tier minor celebrity, Song Ci fell down on her way to an audition. When she woke up, she found herself turned into a fabulously wealthy Old Madam, living a life of eating and waiting for death!

Song Ci declared she couldn't accept such a beginning for her script!

But since she's already in this situation, she might as well act it out. After all, as the proverb goes: Life is a play, and it's all about acting!

The new book “The Young Lady Who Never Seeks Progress” is now serializing~

Long Chen, a crippled youth who cannot cultivate, is constantly targeted and bullied by his fellow noble heirs. After a particularly vicious beating, he wakes up and realizes a Pill God’s soul has somehow merged with him, giving him some additional memories. Within those memories is the mysterious Nine Star Hegemon Body Art, a cultivation technique that even he can train in, but whose secrets and origin are still a mystery to him. Relying on his improved instincts as he finally begins to cultivate, he realizes a huge conspiracy is underfoot within the Phoenix Cry Empire, one involving his father, members of the imperial family, and even the Emperor himself.

In order to solve the mysteries around him, he must rely on his new alchemy techniques and the powerful but baffling Nine Star Hegemon Body Art. Countless enemies block him as he attempts to climb to the peak of the cultivation world.

Fate destined him to be only a chess piece, but he would not bow to the will of the Heavens.

A female military doctor is reborn in ancient times and faces drought and famine. Her grandfather is a scoundrel, and her grandmother is vicious; they want to sell her entire family for food.

Gu Jinli says: It's a small matter, first deal with the rotten grandpa and evil grandma, then find water to exchange for food, and lead the family through the disaster.

Escaping to settle in Dafeng Village, outsiders struggle to fit in and face various oppressions, how to solve it?

Gu Jinan says: No problem, brother is a scholar examination master, excelling all the way, from scholar to presented scholar, bringing glory to the family, looking down on scum.

Just as life seems to be going well, military chaos erupts, Gu Jinli flips the table, this girl just wants to farm, wars and such, get lost!

The young man picked up during the escape: My lady, fear not, your husband is a battlefield maniac, turning from a small soldier to a marquis, ensuring your ten thousand acres of medicinal fields and lifelong peace.

PS: A face-slapping, scumbag-abusing farming novel, the main male and female characters are pure in body and mind, with mutual pampering, and a happy ending. [The female lead does not practice medicine but uses medical knowledge to get rich^0^]

[WARNING : THIS BOOK HAS MATURE CONTENT]

Ning Mei was an adopted daughter of the Ning family. And she never believes that she is good and kind and gentle. 'Come on girl… I am a total bad bitch material! '

So, three years ago, she realized that her life is so f**ked up. Like literally!

For 14 Years she never realized that she was living with snakes. Her relatives!

So… what she did .. was mess her life a little more… so that she can run away to shape it all again~~

And then she returned, to snatch everything from her sweet cousins and relatives! The so called deserving and blood related ones.

Queen of entertainment industry? Oh yes!

The company? Why not!

Money? Property? Power? Ofcourse!

Your man? Definitely.. Wait wait wait wait…

He is not yours, he is exclusive and custom made for me and only me! Don't lay your evil

eyes upon him!!!

And yes! We do have a shameless and bold FL… And your dream ML…

Well, we can't always expect the ML to do the chasing and all ,all the time. Let girls also have some taste, yeah..

[ So enough ! The rest you have to read!!! ] (･´з`･)

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“I don't think there is something called love, that exists in this practical world. It's either attraction for selfish reasons or obsession. Or even if there exists something like that, I don't think it is made for me. ” Said Gu Yeze in his cool voice.

Ning Mei heard this and nodded seriously. She then tsked and said, “ This is the problem with you CEOs. Anyways, forget it. Why don't you marry me and be with me?

I can promise you that you will fall in love with me. ”

Gu Yeze raised a brow and asked, “ Oh really? So much confidence? ”

Ning Mei smirked and flipped her hairs back, then said, “Of course. Just look at this face of mine and you will know from where my confidence comes! Or are you afraid that you have already fallen for me after last night?” The last line Ning Mei said as a tease.

Gu Yeze smiled and thought, 'That's correct. I am afraid, I have fallen for you a long time ago. '

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Yi Chen never asked to transmigrate into a cultivation world, but he still ended up here. However, the good part was that he was granted a system which came with an Innate ability.

The ability to check the status of others!

Even though it was only Level 1 for now, he had decided to make the best use of it by collecting enough money and leaving the town to find where the cultivators were and join a sect… until a certain young lady decided to choose him on that particular day.

'Wait, why did Miss Yu choose me? I’m not even handsome!'

Glancing at her status, he gawked.

‘What?! She's going to be the phoenix empress…? Great god…I can't even run away then,'

Accepting his fate, Yi Chen got married.

What he didn't know was that this marriage would become the spark that would make him go on a journey where he would go through countless crises, jump several realms, fight numerous cultivators, slay innumerable beasts and explore all corners of this world of cultivation.

Follow Yi Chen as he stumbles, complains, and somehow survives everything this cultivation world throws at him.

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“One day, even you might get transmigrated here, like me. So read this novel carefully… it might just save your life!” – Yi Chen

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